http://funk.co.uk/music funk is the smell of sex Sat, 17 Jul 2010 22:28:40 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 © dean@funk.co.uk () dean@funk.co.uk() the story of the smell of sex dean@funk.co.uk No no http://funk.co.uk/music/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/powered_by_podpress.jpg http://funk.co.uk/music 144 144 http://funk.co.uk/music/breaking-up/ http://funk.co.uk/music/breaking-up/#comments Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:53:51 +0000 Dean http://funk.co.uk/music/?p=651 http://funk.co.uk/music/breaking-up/feed/ 2 http://funk.co.uk/music/quincy-jones/ http://funk.co.uk/music/quincy-jones/#comments Wed, 24 Jun 2009 08:02:31 +0000 Dean http://funk.co.uk/music/?p=511 http://funk.co.uk/music/quincy-jones/feed/ 1 http://funk.co.uk/music/easy-virtue/ http://funk.co.uk/music/easy-virtue/#comments Tue, 19 May 2009 00:32:09 +0000 Dean http://funk.co.uk/music/?p=462 http://funk.co.uk/music/easy-virtue/feed/ 1 00:04:08 It's easier said than done, coping with rejection. Whether you sweat metaphorical blood over a song, or it comes as easily as rain in London, ... It's easier said than done, coping with rejection. Whether you sweat metaphorical blood over a song, or it comes as easily as rain in London, you feel a parental attachment. No matter how tough you are, as a writer, you want your songs to be listened to and appreciated. It may also be that the inspiration for the song is deeply personal, in which case, the rejection is more likely to sting like a lover's scorn. You want your song to be loved and have a good life, and it hurts you when people hate your creations, or worse, are indifferent to them. But in actuality, it can be far worse than simple rejection. One of the unfortunate by-products of the ludicrous marketing which corporate commerce typically creates to sell music is the public perception that artists must all be big-headed egomaniacs who therefore deserve to be put down. Articulating antipathy is one thing, but it often goes much further, encouraging the kind of personal cruelty by which music journalists make their names and sell newspapers. To put yourself on stage is to attract heckling and derision, simply on the basis of taste. I often think that musicians are no more than bus drivers - they sing a song which takes you on a journey. If you get on the wrong bus, you don't attack the bus driver - so why character assassinate a musician, just because you don't like his music? My ambition before I turned 33 was to front my own band and have hits, so I gigged several times a month and spent the rest of the time writing and rehearsing. Paying your dues, they call it, and it's tough learning to maintain this activity and at the same time deal with the rough and tumble of the business, the arseholes and the idiots and the careless comments, especially when those careless idiot arseholes are yourself. Abuse however can often teach you more than adulation, if you can learn not to take it personally. I rapidly adjusted to the reality that my audience wasn't everyone elses, but it was nonetheless there, and that taste was highly variable even within genres, and I had enough confidence and self-belief to keep on going. At a gig in Camden's Dublin Castle, I met a bleached-blonde rock chick who told me she was an agent. She approached me in the golden ten minutes after we came off stage and enthused about the band and our songs. Come and see me, she said, I will get you gigs. So, I agreed to drop by her office in Tottenham Court Road with demo tape. A few days later, I grabbed a cassette and recorded three tracks I was working on - a couple of up-tempo strummy guitar numbers, and a more experimental slow soul song, in which I sang falsetto. I was pretty pleased with the production on this 4 track demo, having dropped into a session in a professional studio and heard it over the monitors, where it sounded better than the pound;100 per hour track my friend was producing, to his mild embarassment. Rock chick greeted me cordially, invited me to sit down, lit a cigarette, and we chatted about the band and the music business. I pulled the tape out of my pocket and she stuck it on the office sound system. First up was the slow song - I figured she'd seen the band, she knew the fast ones, give her something to show we had more in the bag that pub floor fillers. Within 30 seconds, she turned to me and said, I really hate this kind of shit. It isn't you, though, is it? Is your stuff on the other side? To say I was surprised was an understatement. I made goldfish movements with my mouth but no words emerged. I said that it was me, and started to defend the song - but met her cold eyes and the words just dried up. As I made my excuses and left after five deeply uncomfortable minutes of pointless small talk, I had the presence of mind to take the tape with me, but my skin was burning, my child slapped, beaten, humiliated and sent home. Over the next few days, it haunted me. Why the change? I expected her to at least listen. It was brutal, complete and utter instant rejection, ... Soul dean@funk.co.uk no No