The Threat to Well-Dressed Democracy

Ok. Ok. I am developing a theory here. Costumes mean insurgency. They mean turning reality on it's head. They mean you can get away with huge challenges to authority.

Michael Chartrand. Tigger Man. Not just Tigger in fact, Goofy. He's an English-born (whatever else?) Disney employee who dons costumes and then.. well.. acts in character and so far seems to be stirring up people to the extent he's been in court for molestation (innocent) and then suspended for pushing (we don't know about this one yet).

IF MY THEORY IS CORRECT: he should be investigated immediately as he is clearly a threat to democracy and decent right-thinking people everywhere. Possibly he should be dressed as a policeman from now on.