Smoking the Priest
Churches have been found to be a health hazard. The pollution from candles (especially in this festive KWITHMUTH season) has been found to be full of lung-damaging free radicals which can seriously damage your hymn-singing. Then of course there is the danger to atheists of passive prayer.
How soon will it be before church doors are labelled "WORSHIP CAUSES CANCER", an outright ban on religious advertising is introduced, and praying with candles and incense is completely outlawed ?
Halleluya, He is Lethal.
posted by Deek Deekster @ 9:11 AM
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Deek, wuv your site! Tomcat and I were in London when the War in Iraq, Part Duh, was starting. I will never forget standing outside Parliament one night with some war protestors when a sit-in started right in front of us. One guy on a bike sat down in the middle of the street in front of me and others did, and in a sec the street was totally shut down, buses and everything. The cops handled it beautifully--no coming in with clubs swinging, etc. Big Ben chimed. I was charmed. 'Hated to leave civilization. www.chapterhouse.blogspot.com
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