Friday, December 10, 2004

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posted by Deek Deekster @ 4:59 PM   1 comments

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At 3:26 PM, Blogger Deek Deekster quoth...

Not only is that rather funny but the number of synchronicities is notable.

The Socialist Wanker "offices", for example, occupy a property which was formerly the premises of SPOD, the Association to Aid the Social and Sexual Relationships of People with a Disability (this is the full, unwieldy name, which is somehow contracted to SPOD), now sadly defunct. The full story may follow on Socialist Wanker, once the team here have overcome their differences (see "Hate Mail for Dave Bones") and their temporary computer phobia and begun updating the site again.

Further, the so-called "editor" here, notwithstanding his masterful command of the English language, is actually Finnish, and can report that suspicions of the type described in the article have been circulating in Finland for a long while. Up to now these have been unconfirmed and too controversial to express in public. The Socialist Wanker salute the courage of Deekster and the Daily Spod in exposing this "Xmas" racket for what it really is.

In Finland, the red nose of the reindeer supposedly known as "Rudolph" (Finnish police or intelligence are unable to confirm the existence of any such animal, Santa Claus' criminal reindeer associates are known to be called Ailu, Suivakka, Mustikki, Valkko, Tilkku, Sipsu, Täpy, Turpo, Pyry, Kipinä, Maskotti, Saukki, Poku and Petteri Punakuono) has always been treated with the utmost suspicion. That the glowing red nose may be a secret North Korean electronic warfare countermeasure makes perfect sense of this otherwise nonsensical feature of the story.

 

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