I-Chav Trolley Key Ring

I have fallen in love. I've been looking at stuff I can get branded, and there is a lot of it. A bit expensive this first one, as it would cost me £250 minimum, but what a perfect item to sport the I-CHAV brand.

Trolley Keyring
Product Description:

Ideal for shopping trolly - locker etc.. Coin enameled on both sides in one colour. Prices based on nickel finish. Add 4p each for brass finish.

This next item has the benefits of being affordable, pocket-sized, useful, and it definitely has chavtastic allure - a lighter, with a light!

How many times have you lost something in a confined dark space - a lump of hash in a car, perhaps, or a sex toy under the bed, or even your cigarettes in a fuel-filled tanker - and not been able to use the FLAME as a searchlight? Here you have the perfect answer!

My final item for you this morning on the Blog of Funk shopping channel - and this one, I wouldn't mind for myself, so it fulfills the requirements for a less-than-shit fun gift item - a USB FlashPen!

I have emailed the company for prices. FIngers crossed they have them in stock.