Scouse Tortoise Steals Massive Raspberry
posted by Deek Deekster @ 10:00 PM
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6 Comments:
He's soooo CUTE! He looks like he's the size of a small coin. lol...
And before you say it, yes, yes I do see that he's the size of a raspberry. He still looks like he's the size of a small coin too as well as the raspberry.
Say, is he YOUR turtle? I wanna see him!
Very cool! I've always liked turtles and tortoises!
Oh, to be a thieving tortoise in a massive raspberry patch!
Here's something for all you tortoise lovers.
Long may ye wave.
This little tortoise looks like he could also find a way to achieve World Domination with this massive raspberry.
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