Colour Needs U

Britain has been under grey clouds for the past three months. Bad weather is something in which we claim to specialise. We need every drop of sunlight chroma we can get.

So we go the extra mile to ensure that collective spirits are not too depressed by the lack of colour.

The café sports in Hove a cheery table covering, Haywards Heath train station resembles an art gallery, and even dowdy Holloway Road is in line to win the annual inter-village competition. "Holloway In Bloom" would have been an urban joke in a time of rural nightmare, after massive crop failure due to flooding, and an outbreak of foot and mouth from the very laboratory supposed to prevent it.







Now that we've worked on the spelling, let's get the pronunciation right, shall we?