Lemon Meringue Fever

I don't want any mizness
I just want a little bit of business
No champagne, just fizzness
And a witchy-wizard kind of whizzness

Open a bottle, screwtop
Shake it out lovely fruitypop
Nice big boots, no flip-flop
Deep breath, count down, make it stop

The Beauty Of Potato

Potato is a handsome creature
A tasty skin is his best feature
And when invited to your feast
You will agree he's quite a beast

He'll kiss you with his crusty lips
He'll lay across your stomach, hips
Lumpy, fluffy, straight or wavy
Mashed he'll soak up all your gravy

Potato is a lovely lad
As a foodstuff not half bad
Baked, boiled, chipped and fried
He feels great when he's inside.

Celebrating The Bendy Nature Of Cheese

Cheese is bendy
Cheese is my friendy
If you have a need
I can lendy

Cheese is bendy
Do not be offendy
There is only cheese
Others are pretendy

Cheese is bendy
On that you may dependy
Put a stamp upon it
In the post sendy

Cheese is bendy
Cheese is trendy
If you have a hungry belly
Cheese is plendy

Cheese is bendy
Cheese club attendy
Meet other bendy people
That is the endy.

(Blog of Funk Post #777)