New Labour Pope

Peter Blake, Labour Voting English Artist, Is New Pope.

"I knew I'd done the Sgt Peppers sleeve, but I didn't know I was a Roman Catholic Cardinal. Then there was a puff of white smoke, and I found myself here at the Vatican. It's a miracle." he said earlier today.

Peter will remain in Rome with his family while he decides what to do. "I've had my eye on the Sistine Chapel for a while," he said. "I may move here. I might move the Church to England. It's just too early to say." - Blaggernews.