Wooden Rivets: A Reader Despairs

Dan says:
   can't wait till may 5

five of us says:
   why? do you vote?

Dan says:
   yeah, but more importantly you'll start writing about interesting stuff again

five of us says:
   ha ha ha ha ha

five of us says:
   you bored person

five of us says:
   build a canoe

five of us says:
   go on

five of us says:
   eat a parakeet

Dan says:
   did you see that guy build a canoe last week?

five of us says:
   green bird curry

five of us says:
   bird flu

Dan says:
   I was riveted ... took him nine days

five of us says:
   rivets in a wooden canoe?

Dan says:
   wooden rivets, no less