Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Three Year Old Buys Parish Priest On Ebay

Parents of three year old Thomas Dolby had a shock when they realised that their unattended three year old son had successfully bid for a 100 year old parish priest from Wells, Somerset.

"Funny man! Wears pretty dress!" said Thomas.

His father Dan Dolby said, "We knew he was into online gambling, and we let him have a little flutter just for pennies - but this is the first time we've let him near the computer since the Panda episode. Of course, the church saw the funny side of it and refunded the £9,000 with only a small deduction for our moral failures."

His mother Margaret said, "He's a cheeky little scumbag, really, and we shan't be teaching him anything else until he's eighteen."

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8 Comments:

At 3:35 PM, Blogger Indigobusiness quoth...

You've really got to hand it to a kid whose own mother refers to him as a cheeky little scumbag.

 
At 5:31 PM, Blogger twit quoth...

He's right about the dress.

 
At 4:11 PM, Blogger La Sirena quoth...

I think the boy has a vocation.

 
At 8:35 PM, Blogger Fiona quoth...

"We knew he was into online gambling." A 3 year old!!

 
At 4:26 AM, Blogger hools quoth...

You realize that the story would be completely different if the priest had bought the little boy on ebay....


:)

 
At 3:11 PM, Blogger Rache quoth...

Hilarious :)

 
At 8:59 PM, Blogger Tasha quoth...

That's freakin hilarious. My kid would be in some trouble though!

 
At 3:53 AM, Blogger stickboybob quoth...

lol.
where do you get this stuff?
~nalocomics.info

 

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