Black Tea: Soothing

If I asked for a cup of tea and was given "a caffeinated placebo identical in taste, but devoid of the active tea ingredients" I think I would definitely become stressed - but, since black tea lowers cortisol levels, I would, after drinking a cup of real tea, rapidly return to my balanced, beneficent, benign, benevolent and bumptious self, and move once again away from the inevitable chest-clutch-keel-over moment.
I think that tea should be put next to defibrillators, along with instructions on how to use proper boiling water and put milk in afterwards.
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1 Comments:
Never understood tea, which is a bad thing for an Englishman to say. Coffee - remove that from my life and you're shutting me down.
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